Extreme Rules

Santina Marella v. Vickie Guerrero (Hog Pen Match)

-Santina's run will come to an end and the title of Miss Wrestlemania will stay with Vickie Guerrero. Santina will lose but Vickie will still end up in slop, however. One question about this match: How is a Hog Pen Match extreme?

Winner: Vickie Guerrero

CM Punk v. Umaga (Samoan Strap Match)

-First Umaga beats Punk clean at the last pay-per-view. Which didn't make sense for Punk after coming off of a loss to Kane; though, it made sense for Umaga since it was his return to PPV. This match instantly called for a Punk victory; however, since Punk beat Umaga cleanly this past week on Smackdown! it leads me to believe that Punk will once again job for his third straight PPV. I think Punk will go on a loosing streaks of PPVs until he cashes in MITB; though, this contradicts my first prediction of Punk being the first MITB winner to not win the championship.

Winner: Umaga

John Cena v. Big Show (Submission Match)

-Big Show has to win this match. There is no other direction this can go besides the Big Show winning. It made no sense for Cena to NOT be at 100% and still went on to defeat the Big Show at Judgment Day. Now, we have this ridiculous storyline of having Cena not being able to put on the STF(U) on the big man. It makes for a compelling story and build for this match but it kills any heat the Big Show has been receiving since coming over to Raw. Granted his heat has been in decline since Cena beat him with ease at Judgment Day. With that said, though, I think Show can loose and keep his Heat because of the Wildcard. The wildcard for this match is going to be The Miz. Big Show did KO him this past week on RAW. My guess would be that Miz accidently helps Cena with the victory leaving Big Show to continue his assault on Miz. Also, this allows for The Miz to continue his announcement of being undefeated against Cena and the Big Show being winless.

Winner via submission: John Cena.

Rey Mysterio v. Chris Jericho IC title (No Hold Barred).

-With the mask storyline coming into play this match has only one option as an outcome: Chris Jericho winning the IC title for the unprecedented ninth time. This will lead to a future Mask v. Title match in which Rey regains the championship.

Winner and NEW IC champion: Chris Jericho

Kofi Kingston v. William Regal v. Matt Hardy v. MVP US title

-So, uh... what's the extreme rule in this match? So much for EVERY match being extreme. Unless we get a stipulation added during the broadcast, my guess would be an Elimination match. Anyway, with Michael Cole's "passing of the torch" line this past monday it only makes sense that MVP not win the match nor be involved in the decision of the match. With that said, we're left with 3 options. Regal and Hardy have been bickering with each other about who screwed up during their tag match. Also, they both aren't the best of friends because they'll screw the other over if given the chance to win the title. That only leaves one, Kofi Kingston.

Winner and STILL US Champion: Kofi Kingston

Christian v. Tommy Dreamer v. Jack Swagger ECW title (Hardcore Match)

-I love that the WWE are making a big deal out of this match being hardcore as if there was never a hardcore match before. Oh WWE, how I love thee. Anyway, Tommy Dreamer will win the title and still retire. I do believe that Swagger will regain the championship here and beat Dreamer; but, because I want an 8 man tournament to make things more interesting over on ECW I will go with Dreamer winning. [8 possible combatants: Jack Swagger, Christian, Mark Henry, Evan Bourne, Finlay, Paul Burchill, Vladimir Kozolov, and Hurricane if he's healed]

Winner and NEW ECW champion: Tommy Dreamer

Edge v. Jeff Hardy World Heavyweight title (Ladder Match)

-I do not know. Jeff's contract issues haven't been resolved and well, Edge is looking to be a long time champion. Though, one of the main championships will change hand and that will be whichever won't be the main event. So, because the Steel Cage match will be the main event tonight I think that Edge will drop the title to Jeff Hardy in hope of getting him to resign.

Winner and new World Heavyweight champion: Jeff Hardy

Randy Orton v. Batista WWE title (Steel Cage Match)

-If this isn't the main event expect Triple H to return and cause Orton the championship. If this is the main event, which I'm assuming it is, then Ric Flair will cause Batista the championship in fueling the fire of Batista's heel turn coming down the line that will eventually set up a program with him and Trips upon his return. There's another thing that I'm factoring into this match. Because of Cole's "passing of the torch" line I believe that Kennedy's scheduled push for the championship will be passed to MVP. Hence, him loosing the championship this past week on Raw and not being involved in the decision of the fatal 4 way match. So, Orton wins tonight (if its the main event) because of Flair and will start a program with MVP because the next PPV the WWE title won't be in the main event and it will give MVP a chance to show he can go at a PPV for the WWE championship before they give him the title, making him the first Black man to win the WWE title (the Rock doesn't count just like Barack doesn't count as the first black president, because TECHNICALLY he's not black!)

Winner and Still WWE champion: Randy Orton